**Albatrosses are exceptionally rare on the DP World Tour, occurring roughly once every several hundred thousand shots even among professionals, with only a handful recorded annually across all events.** The Open de España at Club de Campo Villa de Madrid features par-5 holes where a double eagle is theoretically possible, yet the combination of distance, precision, and course demands makes it highly improbable over four rounds with a standard field. Recent play has produced near-misses, such as approaches striking the pin, but no actual albatross has occurred. This aligns with the broader pattern in elite golf, where such scores remain outliers despite strong fields and favorable scoring conditions at times. The 90.5% implied probability for “No” captures this statistical reality and the event’s specific dynamics.